#sry if u dont like dark humor

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Evens

ok here we go!!

2. Are you outgoing or shy?pretty outgoing but I tend to keep to myself by choice in like school and stuff because I usually just dont have the energy

4. Are you easy to get along with?other than like with close friends… probably not. Like I think I’m easy to get along with when it comes to ppl who dont know me but if ur at the point where you know me vaguely but arent a good friend of mine I think I’m kind of abrasive idk

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?I’ve never rly had a type when it comes to girls idk!!! all the girls I’ve been attracted to have all been rly different from eachother

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?lil wayne

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?gf!

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?oh god ummmWorld In My Eyes - Depeche Mode, Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order, Space Age Love Song - Flock Of Seagulls, Don’t Go - Yaz, ALWAYS Wild West Hero - ELO

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?hmmm… sort of?? not in a super Deep way

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?1000000 times

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?no

20. Do you like your neighbors?some of them

22. Where would you like to travel?Italy, Norway, Japan mainly, plus other places of course I just wanna see where my ancestors lived (first 2) and actually use my 5 years of Japanese class for something

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?chilling in bed for hours because thats my life. also coffee

26. What do you do when you wake up?check notifications, text gf (unless its a day I work at like 7am cuz shes usually sleep still)

28. Who are you most comfortable around?Will and Em

30. Do you ever want to get married?some day

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?what the!!!!!!!

34. Do you play sports? What sports?no pensive emoji

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?many times

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?bro do people rlly walk around with a dream image for the person they wish they could be with regardless of whether they rly exist or not

40. What do you want to do after high school?lolllll

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?probably depressed or having a borderline panic attack or something

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?oh god neither

46. What are you paranoid about?losing people, illness, injury, ppl I care about being put in danger whether its due to emotional states or the situation theyre in

48. Have you ever been drunk?no

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?grey

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?less paranoid

54. Favourite store?hi voltage

56. Favourite colour?blue, red, yellow

58. Last thing you ate?english muffin

60. Ever won a competition? For what?won a bid in engineering for a proposal to Boeing about ways to solve the water crisis

62. Been arrested? For what?tax evasion

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?LOOOOOL so Em and I were hanging out before her birthday thing later in the day and we went to the beach, we were just walking around n stuff then sat on a log and she asked if she could kiss me and I was like “yea sure” then she did but I didnt know what to do so it was like 2 seconds long and she was like “that wasnt a real kiss” hgfjkdhg very awkward sorry babe

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?no sry queens and legends

68. Twitter or Tumblr?tungle

70. Names of your bestfriends? Will, Sonny, Em (counting u as a best friend even if you are also my Gf)

72. What colour are your towels?dark grey

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?idk how many are put away but I have one (1) Stuffed Broccoli named Broccobama

76. What colour is your underwear?black

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?tillamook chocolate mudslide

80. What colour pants?none LOL

82. Favourite movie?the wall or yellow submarine

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?mean girls

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?gil or whatever the edgy fish with the scar. Duh

88. Last person you talked to today?texting Em rn but in person, my mom

90. Name a person you love?Em

92. In a fight with someone?the fucking weirdo anon about Joe Strummer I guess but like real talk no

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?like 5? idk

96. Favourite actress?Carrie Fisher :( Marilyn Monroe too

98. Do you tan a lot?no lol

100. How are you feeling?ok I guess

102. Do you regret anything from your past?yes

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?miss people I was once close to but I dont miss anyone who is completely cut from my life

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?probably not

108. What should you be doing?sleeping maybe??? idk

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?yes

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?Em

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?yes

116. Are you listening to music right now?surprisingly no

118. Do you like Chinese food?i dont dislike it but its not a favorite of mine

120. Are you afraid of the dark?honestly sometimes i get on edge 

122. Is cheating ever okay?no.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?not really

126. Are you currently bored?sorta

128. Would you change your name?I wanna change it legally yeah

130. Do you like subway?yea

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?it already asked this LOL Em

134. Can you count to one million?I sure hope so?

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?closed and only closed

138. Curly or Straight hair?curly

140. Summer or Winter?summer

142. Favourite month?August

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Dark

146. Was today a good day?6 out of 10

148. What’s your favourite quote?“It’s Gucci time” - Dee Dee Ramone/Dee Dee King

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 42 is just a picture of MCA and 43 says “Adam served as a great example for myself and for so much of what determination, faith, focus, and humility coupled with a sense of humor can accomplish”

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All questions for Voteporix ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and a saxy picu

sry i dont have pics of him hes ugly rn

+ thank u @simtai

Gonna skip some that aren’t relevant to his character development.

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?

I’ve previously answered this on him.Click here.

2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them?

Not one. He’s that much of a loser

3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 

Heeee kind of died when he was young.Younger than he can recall. The only thing he remembers from his childhood is that he was human.

4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents? 

Does not remember who his parents are/were.

5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults?

He’s sensed that not knowing anything about his past might bring him some interesting surprises.Some of his friends are looking into family ties hoping to find something.

6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?

He didn’t attend school.

9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 

Not really, all animals seem to hate him. They sense the undead in him and this makes him extremely nervous,especially around dogs.

10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect?

Children are probably his second most hated,after women. He is so easily annoyed by noise and children are very weird in his eyes. He just sees them as a mini snack

12. What is their favourite food? 

Humans. Flesh. Anything in the stomach area is his most favorite and especially on women.

13. What is their least favourite food?

Human food is completely gross to him, not because he cannot eat it but because it simply doesn’t contain any human meat inside it. He kinda likes crackers.

14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal?

He once feasted on a 12 year old and he couldn’t stop himself from fantasizing about eating more people. He almost got caught after the national police declared a new serial killer is out hunting.

16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 

All sorts of things from bottle caps to buttons. But his favorite are human teeth. When he finishes off a victim he carefully removes the teeth in order to not get caught and keeps them as collection or to make jewelry. His friend,Wren, called him tooth fairy once.

17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos?

He’s an amateur with technology and all of his photos turn out blurry or his fingers cover up the lens, although he really likes snapping pics at times.

18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else

His fave music is grunge,punk,heavy metal,emo stuff. He doesn’t read because he’s illiterate but he loves fucked up shows like hannibal and ahs. The gorier the better.

19. What’s their least favourite genres?

Anything stupid and cheesy like romance,drama and children stuff. Musicals suck too.

21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?

He’s pretty patient because he’s laid back and doesn’t care about shit but if he loses his temper his inner undead comes out and he’s unable to control.

22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?

“Fuckhead” or whatever stupid thing he can make on the spot. Dick and fairy are his favorites at the moment.

24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?

He snores REALLY loud because he has serious breathing issues, you know being undead and all that. He’s all over the place, turning around and twirling in bed like a ballerina. If you sleep next to him you’ll get seriously punched and kicked. He only sleeps in his bed which has a very soft mattress and helps his back issues.

25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves?

He adores dark/creepy humor and anything that makes people uncomfortable. His faves are dead baby jokes and he loves pulling puns and such.

27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad?

He does cry from time to time, especially when he’s too high to remember his own name. He simply cries,bails and screams to let it out,crawls on his floor and curls like a worm and cries for hours on end, letting out all the anger and depression he hides behind his creepy mask.

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?

He’s not scared of many things for real, like legit fear. But he’s terrified of falling in love. The idea of it simply brings him to tears 

29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 

Listen he gets really violent real quick. Once he finds your weak point he’ll tease you to death, make fun of you and pull these strings to make you do whatever he wants. He LOVES to instill fear and terror into his victims or partners in bed, the feeling is overwhelmingly sexual for him.

31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?

He’s not that much of a drinker but enjoys soda or carbonated drinks a lot. When he’s drunk he acts really mellow,sleepy and sad.

32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like?

He has a really trashy wardrobe. Something among thelines of „fuck this i don’t care as long as i feel comfy” . He loves mixing allcolors at once, wearing darker colors like dark green, washed out colors,black, matching styles like rappers clothing with asian inspiration. However henever wears classy things like shirts, ties, bowties. What describes him bestis „he looks stupid and awkard”. He loves saggy pants, shorts, jeans, bandtshirts, simple tank tops in dark colors,ripped jeans, really large shirts,gloves, socks anything that can be combined. He sometimes wears leather buthe’s always wearing weird materials that chafe on his skin like waterproof,synthetic materials.He loves jackets and weirdly colored socks like bright pinkor whatever that fits in those lines. He also wears sneakers or trainers sonever leather shoes or anything fancy. 

33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties?

He doesn’t wear underwear.

34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body?

He’s average tall,about 170ish cm, very slim,like VERY slim. He detests his legs for being really thin and being self conscious about them.

35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 

Guilt isn’t a real thing for him but his porn addiction,drugs and killing people definitely count as that.

Unguilty...not sure if there’s any?

36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?

He’s very good at dissecting bodies,hiding corpses and such. Being a serial killer has

41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship?

He is homoromantic, pansexual. Appearance wise he’s into normal guys,really. Doesn’t fancy anything special but he is dominant by nature so if his partner doesn’t look more submissive he can’t be attracted to him. He prefers shorter men because they are easier to dominate in bed. He’s not the relationship type.

42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?

Doesn’t really have a plan or anything. Hasn’t yet settled for world domination so he just goes with the flow for now.

43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people?

His religion is hentai.

44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 

He kind of likes the weather in between. He hates the rain and snow but he despises the sun as well. So darkness+ a light breeze is just about right.

45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 

He doesn’t care or know what people think. He never leaves the house during daylight so it’s easier for him to sneak between crowds and such.

46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves?

Never. He’s the creepy guy you see across the street that you try to avoid without looking obvious. He’s the type who doesn’t introduce himself because the people he hangs out around aren’t that formal to care so the impression isn’t something that’s important to him at all.

47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event?

lol,no.

48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend? 

He’s both a party animal and a social events hater. So he parties on his own. Problem solved!

49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them?

He’s not really attached to anything but he loves his house. It’s decorated with misc stuff that he calls home.

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

His vape, drugs to last him until he dies and a lighter.